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Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.

Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*

by pinkypoodle9981 January 30, 2023


dabbin' man

A man that's dabbin'.

I'm a dabbin' man.

by FlameLibra54 May 13, 2018


Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021


gayest looking man alive

john

"is that the gayest looking man alive?!"

by uhhhkendra October 20, 2022


old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022


The He-Man

Is when a dude is banging a chick doggy style and suddenly he pulls out and screams, “I’VE GOT THE POWER” with his dick in his hand, then he suddenly and forcefully jams it in her asshole.

Last night when I was fucking Mirella, she said she wanted it rougher so I gave her The He-Man. It resulted in a fresh anal creampie for her.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 24, 2025


Man Inch

Man in or male inch.

Refers to a male measurement of his penis.

Scale is dependent on each man and may range from 5-7/8ths of an imperial inch.

In some extreme cases or for easy measuring just add 2 inches.

How big is it?

8 inches

Imperial or man inches?

😶...

by JKING97 June 30, 2021