If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.
"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick
the word the big scary scrawny man who is out to get you and his name is joey dun dun duuuuun so he will try to bang you wit his blicky raaaaaah uhhh ooooh owi yeeees
come on 1v1 in a basket ball game cause ill bang you with my blicky
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.
There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"
Guy: "You have me."
Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved
Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional
(You know that I am talking to you)
you don't its fiscally impossible to describe a wall
person 1: hey how do you describe wall person 2: I don't know it's a wall