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I made my decision, and I stand by it.
I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.
I am confident that my decision was for the best,
“you won’t see me crying in my soup “
When you get mad over something that is not all the serious
What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.
Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"
exposed of doing a down bad thing
"I just was making out with a pillow"
"you is quiet bro"
Created by mikeesins. When you are bored and about to go to bed or masturbate.
Hey!! ill see you tomorrow
You LITERALLY can't believe this if you don't know what constitutes 'truth.'
Hym "So he believes the truth will set you free but when it comes to whether or not the bible is true... He doesn't know what 'true' is. So, the X will set you free. X = ? Completely incoherent."
What my hamster typed when i put it on my phone's keyboard