you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain

Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!

The hell, you say!

vehemently disagreeing with someone

I am the leader of this platoon and what I say goes! The hell, you say! You are nothing without me

you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

You stole my big pot

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.

You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.

drink before you sink

Take a drink of some water or your chosen liquid. Drink you sink your cone!

Blue dream guy: "I'm going to absolutely demolish this cone".
Cewpins: "Drink before you sink!"

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

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