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n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.
I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.
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The process by which a male decides on napping after masturbation
Ill give you a call after my J-Nap
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A nap taken after drinking earlier in the day prior to going out to a bar later in the same day. This nap is often taken in a Fraternity House or a College Residency.
After Happy Hour I'm gonna take a Frat nap before we go to the bar tonight.
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n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.
What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.
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When you are driving down a shady street in Baltimore and see a druggie fast asleep while standing up on a street corner and by the look on their face you can tell they are having a pretty bad dream
"Look at that crack head on the corner of Monroe St taking a long Baltimore nap"
A Netflix nap is when you take a rest in your bed during the day or evening and watch Netflix, tucked in with a blanket. It's not really sleeping but it is the same since you are so cozy (and you could fall asleep).
Wow is it two already? <Yawn> I'm going to go to my room and take a Netflix nap. If I fall asleep, wake me up for dinner.
After you do your laundry, you put all your warm clothes on your bed and take a nap in them, preferably naked.
Jeff: Dude, wtf are you doing?
Charles: Taking a laundry nap. You have to try it before the end of the semester.
Jeff: Okay, but can you put your clothes back on.