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Horrible person, scumbag of the highest order. Eats out of bins by choice, not necessity. Needy. Selfish. Pretentious. Would sell his mother for a five spot. Every person that has ever liked him was proven wrong. Makes the blind wince.
Jig: "Do you remember Hitler?"
Maccer: "Sure do!"
Jig: "He reminds me of Sick Mick".
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A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.
I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.
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meaning man boobs, derived from professional golfer Phil Mickelson's jiggling titties.
Oh man look at that guy... he's really got some philly micks.
yeah bro, those are the biggest philly micks I've seen in a while.
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Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.
"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"
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When a man puts a sock over his penis and crams it into his partners mouth, thus representing "Socko', where Mick Foley would put a sock over his hand and cram it into his opponents mouth, then win the match.
My girlfriend wanted to give me a blowjob, so I pulled off my sock and gave her The Mick Foley.
Magnificent mick is where one urinates on the chest of his spouse and makes the spouse drink it through a straw
When your spouse is playing up or being annoying. Awh I might give Estelle a magnificent mick tonight
Oxview Mick is a horsename. Probably a white connemara gelding born in the middle of 2015. After you’ve met an Oxview Mick you’ll never find any other individual interesting. Oxview mick’s are kind, funny and they have a very big heart. They love scratches and belly rubs, but also kisses and adventures in the nature.
You’ll never love anything else more after you’ve met an Oxview Mick.
Girl: This horse is irreplaceable!
god: Oh you mean Oxview Mick?
Girl: um.. no..
god: …
*girl dies and doesn’t enter heaven*