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Business Drunk

biz-nis druhngk (-adj.)

1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.

2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.

"Boy, I just can't seem to get any traction with this new client!"
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"

"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."

by Arloc December 9, 2009

43πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Business Socks

The only article of clothing a guy can wear during sex.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.

by Dannyc89 January 18, 2009

83πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Clara Business

Clara Business is a term used by kids at McDowell whenever this girl named Clara gets in your business. Clara will either walk up to you and act like the teacher, or she will yell at you for something you don’t even do. Clara acts like a bitch and is always the teachers pet all the god damn time. If you ever see Clara, you would know she looks like a fat version of Velma from Scooby Doo.

Clara: what are you guys doing?
Everybody: CLARA BUSINESS!!

by shuffleboard December 10, 2019

35πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


misery business

An awesome song written by Paramore

Omg dude, have you listened to Misery Business? "Whoa...I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now!"

by KyleBos December 7, 2007

166πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


business sexual

Clothing which is technically appropriate for the workplace, but which creates interest and/or arousal by co-workers or customers. "Business sexual" is a variation of "business casual" attire which emphasizes the individual's physical attractiveness. Generally applied to women only.

Martina decided to wear a business sexual outfit on Thursday. She saw that Cassandra at the bank probably had the same idea, as did Laura at the outlet mall. She felt more attractive and powerful. The world was a happier place for everyone.

by Rusanova November 6, 2010

248πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


international business

A totally bullshit class that no one gives two shits about.

This work is defined in the following:
Guy 1: hey are you going to international business?
Guy 2: lmao

by Poopypoopoo696969 December 19, 2016


Broke Busy

A really busy night in a club/disco/bar e.g. Fridays @ City Edinburgh.

Edmund: "Was Octopussy Busy Last Night?"

Archibald: "Sure, It Was Busy... But Not BROKE Busy"

Comprende? Or How's About...

Gertrude: "How Was Cav On Sunday?"

Margaret: "It Was Rammed!!"

Gertrude: "Really?? Like, As Busy As Broke??"

Margaret: "Don't Be Stupid. You're An Idiot Gertrude, Squat On Your Thumb."

by larrysanchez February 7, 2010