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A bunch of lies fundies teach to children in school. Included in most curriculums are falsehoods intended to scare students into abstinence, such as:
-Exaggerated condom failure rates
-Exaggerated rates of STD transmission among sexually active members of all demographics, but especially teenagers and gay (or bisexual) men
-Exaggerated risk of dying during an abortion (if abortion is discussed at all), and/or exaggerated risks of depression and other potential side effects of abortion
-Claims that most religions consider sex to be innately evil. Two problems with this:
1. Most religions consider sex a positive (or even Sacred) thing, and
2. Church and State are separate, so this drivel is irrelevant in a school setting anyway
-Many other laughable, obvious lies
My sex ed teacher claimed condoms had a 90% failure rate. When I called her on her bullshit and said the failure rate was closer to 3%, she got all bitchy and sent me to the office. Lying cunt.
I was taught in sex ed that condoms don't protect you, so I never used them. Now I have an impressive collection of STDs.
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Edward Elric is the protagonist in the manga Fullmetal Alchemist. In the beginning he is in his early teens, but his age advances throughout the available episodes. He may look effeminate, but as a character he is far from it. His plait corresponds to the Japanese art designs in which characters commonly have long or at least strange-looking hair, and makes him look very comely. He is a state alchemist with two automail limbs and is searching for the Philosopher's Stone to resurrect his dead mother. He takes his journey with his younger brother, Alphonse Elric, whose soul is stored in a suit of armor from an attempt at alchemy gone horribly wrong. It is an intriguing and comedic drama, unfolding in a variety of lands as the brothers are pursued by murderers and the seven deadly sins.
Ed Elric is so bish, he's got legions of rabid fangirls.
Fangirl1: ONGZZ!!111 EDWARDDD!!
Fangirl2: HE'S SOOOOO HAWT!!!1 -squeal-
Fangirl3: JUST LOOK AT HIS BRAID!!!shiftone!!! -swoon-
Fangirl4: Ih8 WINRY SHE'S SUCH AN ED-STEALER!1! -moan-
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One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.
I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?
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A lame class that gives teachers the excuse for killing highschoolers GPA's.
Mom: Oh how was drivers ED?
Son: Stupid just like all of their teachers.
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An elite, self taught, junior web developer.
Q: "How'd the interview with the candidate?"
A: "He's not bad, but he's no Ed Kim!"
Pure Beast...ANIMAL...Extremely non grimey
WOW...You are acting like a true Grandpa Ed
to consume vast quantities of wine, whisky and song. to wake up the morning after feeling devoid of hope, dignity and a liquor cabinet.
kate, nick, april and aaron came over last night, drank everything in sight - we were totally hironaka-ed. omg, why is there a bottle of red wine in the freezer?
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