Alf-ing

Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF

Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.

fifa-ing

The act of playing fifa (the football game on ps3, pc, xbox, wii etc)

Dude: Hey man what are you doing??

Guy: Fifa-ing bro.

Dude: Ahh jelly.

fifa-ing

AM-ing

(n/v): An excuse for being up during the hours before what we consider "morning". However, you must've been asleep before 12 am to use this excuse.

Craig: "Why are you up at 4:30 in the morning?"

Jane: "I'm AM-ing...what about you?"

domek-ing

A sexual instance when a partner is stimulating the male genitalia with the hand and the fingers gets caught in the pubic hair. The partner then proceeds to pull out multiple hairs, causing crippling pain, teary eyes, and severe swelling of the genital region.

Last night she went to third base on me and she ended up domek-ing me. I can hardly walk.

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Bro-ing

Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.

Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.

Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!

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Cone-ing

(Verb) The act of grabbing with one's bare hand the ice cream from an ice cream cone. Consummation or creative application of the said ice cream normally ensues, with or without the cone intact. Credit is given to Australian man Alki Stevens for spawning this new fun, popular activity.

What a n00b, he couldn't even keep a straight face while cone-ing at the McDonald's drive-thru

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ragdoll-ing

during sexual intercourse penetrating the recipient with such vigour and speed that they lose all muscular and ligament control, thus appearing like a ragdoll.
whiplash may be a symptom of ragdoll-ing.

"i wanted to cum so bad that i was ragdoll-ing the crap out of Phil."

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