Rural Dictionary

cum

Finger and massage your vagina and white sticky stuff will come out. You'll see. That's called cum.

Tiana was bored and feeling horny, but she was single and had nobody to call up for a sex date. So she lifted up her skirt and began fingering herself, massing her vagina and moaning. ooh, it felt good...but suddenly white, sticky stuff came out of her pussy. She lifted up her hand, and looked down at it. Looks tasty...so she put it her mouth and swallowed, only to choke and throw it up. "Oh, I'm never gonna taste my own cum again...must of been those burritos.."

by The Hit September 8, 2009

74👍 42👎

Cum

One who has total mastery over his/her/their/its sword.

It's the American equivalent to a Samurai.

"I am the cum of my sword.
I’ve forged my cum sword over the years to the point where it’s stronger than steel.
I am the cum of my sword, I am trained in nearly every form of combat in history.
I’ve become such a cum that I’ve faced off against the legendary Pißshitcoom III in a duel in the fabled Peepee Poopooshit canyon, and prevailed the victor.
He was a remarkable foe, one whom I respect dearly. His honor has been passed unto Pißshitcoom IV, and I’ve used his cum to strengthen my sword.
Until I meet the up-and-coming Pißshitcoom IV, I will be waiting patiently, working on my cum sword by watching gay hentai BDSM videos to produce liters of cum hourly, and designing my own cum armor.
They say cum has a certain ‘wisdom.’ Those who wield weapons made of cum shall be formidable and nearly unbeatable. I am truly grateful to have chosen to become a cumsmith in my youngin’ days, because since then I have become one of the greatest cumsmiths, to walk these lands.
Until we meet again, traveller. I’ll just be here jacking it and enhancing my equipment."
-Fluffy 2020

"I am the cum of my sword.
cum is my body, and cum is my blood.
I have created over a thousand cums.
Unknown to cum.
Nor known to cum.
Have withstood pain to create many cums.
Yet, those hands will never hold cum.
So as I pray, unlimited blade cums."
-Sunny 2020

by Fluffy nigga October 29, 2020

29👍 13👎

cummed

Means achieved orgasm, reached orgasm, climaxed sexually. To use "came" or "cummed" for an orgasm in the past tense? People actually get into arguments about this.

1. One argument is that since "cum" is pronounced same as "come" it's only natural to use the past tense of "came".

2. OTOH: A sportscaster would not say, "The batter flew out to left field." If the batter hit a pop fly, the sportscaster would say, "The batter flied out to left field." "Flew" in this case is absurd (except for a Red Bull commercial!). So by analogy "cummed" is acceptable.

In this writer's opinion, either "came" or "cummed" is acceptable. If you want an alternative that doesn't sound like a sexologist uttered it, there's always climax/climaxed. "I just orgasm'ed" is possible, too, if a bit stilted.

This is truly a case that argues for liberality of usage among even the most conservative speakers of American English. You do yourself and the language harm to over-scruple, and your sex life might suffer, too!

.

"I came four times last week by beating off." --

"Oh dang, I think I just came." "You mean you don't know?"

"You cummed in my mouth. You said you wouldn't." --

"Oh shit, I just cummed early." "Don't worry, big fella, you'll live to come again."

(The tag section has other possibilities.)

.

by al-in-chgo February 23, 2010

57👍 32👎

cum

1. A shortened version of come, used in internet chatrooms and instant messaging by sluts who want attention from men and dumb nerds who don’t realize what it means.

2. Fluid excreted by sex organs at point of orgasm.

Slut: why dont you cum over here and fuck me...

Dumb Nerd: cum over and play this new game i found!

by deftw345wr3wretwfffqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 8, 2005

309👍 212👎