Deep Pasta

A type of Copy Pasta which often involves deep, philosophical, existential, or emotional elements which, though originally shocking or "awe-inspiring", have become null and boring through being constantly copy-pasted all over the internet.

Deep Pasta, (Noun) Man I saw a comment with a bunch of likes on a YouTube video once which made me think about life you know? Then I scrolled down and saw 15 other people had commented the exact same thing and realized it was just a Deep Pasta.

pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

eating pasta

jerking off

1: what are you doing

2: nothing just eating pasta

pp pasta

Pp pasta

You smell like Pp pasta.

pasta butt

Pasta butt is something that occurs when a person eats to much pasta and it all goes to their butt and they get a really abnormally shaped butt known as pasta butt

Wowwww did you see so and so!? They have a pasta butt now

I can’t believe how much pasta they have been eating, they’re definitely going to get pasta butt

cacky pasta

pronounced Caaacky Paaasta, emphasize on the "a"
a delicious pot or bowl of pasta prepared for you by drunk, loving family members. Always a good way to brighten your day. Don't doubt the cacky pasta.

Here, grandpa, I made you some cacky pasta to lift your spirits.