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If someone has there birthday on August 14 Tell them you're the best crackhead you have ever seen.
You see Bob there, he's a crackhead
Why?
Because his birthday is on August 14
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National stab your best friend day!
looks like I got stabbed maybe because it's december 14!
National kiss your girlfriend day
(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14
the day of the year where the baddest, sexiest, craziest, entertaining, beautiful, perfect motherfucking bitches are born and are the best birthday to date
girl : i was born in november 14
boy : so ur the best person to date
girl : yep
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Probably one of the best damn rifle's you'll hope to find, it's the little brother of the BEST damn rifle you'll hope to find the M1 Garand (Oorah), fires 7.62x51mm NATO Full Metal Jacket (.308 Winchester). Has a 20-round detachable box magazine, fires on semi- or fully-automatic, but isn't an assault rifle because it fires a rifle round, not an intermediate round like Krupp defined one as. (Krupp being the inventor of the StG44 (The first assault rifle.)
I don't want no teenage queen, all i wan't my M-14.
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National Hold hands with the opposite gender day and they need to accept it
Tommy:Hey Austin look your crush go hold her hand
Austin:Oh yeah it’s Nov 14
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national tall people day: dedicate a day to a tall person
tall person: its december 14th check urban dictionary
short person: shit i have to dedicate a day to you
tall person: yay
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