National "kiss your girlfriend because she's the best girl you've ever had" day!
Guy 1: Bro have you kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: No, should I?
Guy 1: Of course! It's February 22! You have to!
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If you know someone who is born on this day you know they are a bad bitch a funny ass motherfucka who got the whole squad laughing and is probably famous for being hilarious
Person one: omg he/she was born in July 22 that’s a bad ass funny ass bitch right there Person two : ikr
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January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.
Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”
You: *Wink*
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Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich
Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky
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National regret things you did day.
Son: Hey it's October 22nd you know what that means...
Mom: The day where I regretted having you.
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It’s national bad bitch day for bitches who aren’t bad but they’re bad, you know? These are the bitches with lil booties that jiggle and clap when they go downstairs after just getting out the shower. These are the bitches who ain’t got a fatty but got a f- okay lemme stop.
“Dayummmmmmm!!!! She born on August 22? Lemme hop on this real quick cause ion like big bitches, but I like big bitches. You feel me?”
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On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other
Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd
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