july 24

Kiss Your Homie Day

The only day that it is truly allowed to kiss the homies.

Bro it’s July 24! You know what that means?!

*mwah*

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October 24

National kiss a hockey boy day

On October 24 all Canadians come together to kiss a hockey boy. The favourite day for puck bunnies nation wide

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24 November

24 November is the day! This means it’s Kick your tall friend day! Send this to your friend as a free pass to kick them!

24 November is Here! Go kick your Tall Friend!

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rule 24

if it exists, people fear it. No exeptions

Several examples of rule 24:
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.

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january 24

if ur born today ur all that matters and the world revolves around you and you only

jack: lit ralley we rilly innit
josh: were u born on january 24
jack: yeah

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September 24

The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.

Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back
Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.

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April 24

National punch a rapist day. If you see anyone who is a rapist, makes rape jokes, or doesn’t condemn those who’ve made unwanted sexual advancements toward ANY gender then you have a free pass to punch them right in their ugly mug... or give them a flat tire, whichever works.

Broseph: Why’d you punch him/her in the face?

Brojamin: Because is April 24

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