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24 November is the day! This means it’s Kick your tall friend day! Send this to your friend as a free pass to kick them!
24 November is Here! Go kick your Tall Friend!
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if it exists, people fear it. No exeptions
Several examples of rule 24:
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
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if ur born today ur all that matters and the world revolves around you and you only
jack: lit ralley we rilly innit
josh: were u born on january 24
jack: yeah
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The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.
Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back
Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.
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National punch a rapist day. If you see anyone who is a rapist, makes rape jokes, or doesn’t condemn those who’ve made unwanted sexual advancements toward ANY gender then you have a free pass to punch them right in their ugly mug... or give them a flat tire, whichever works.
Broseph: Why’d you punch him/her in the face?
Brojamin: Because is April 24
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December 24 is the perfect day to have your first kiss
“I got my first kiss on December 24!!”
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April 24 is national Josh day, On April 24 2021 a large group of people named josh all went and fought for the name to be theirs only, it was planned a year before and started in a facebook messenger group chat. In the end it was a hard battle but Little Josh came out as the rightful winner, And all funds raised from this went to Children’s Hospital and Medical Center Foundation which provides medical care to children across the state of Nebraska.
“Bro did you hear about Josh day, That was such an amazing way to cheer up the world”
“Yeah April 24 was gonna be terrible, luckily Josh brought it around”