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December 4, the day where all hot people are born
Anyone: “your ugly”
“actually i’m hot, it’s December 4
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A day that is happy when you were born on a day that is joy full and fun the day your mom started to live you
Hey it April 4 happy birthday
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A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.
Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk
Mayor: shut up whore im working on it
Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue
Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do
Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime
Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport
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Koba: Guys I haven't left my room for a few days
Jerod: Yo, same. Fallout 4 is too dank
Kaylem: What's sunlight again? I forgot....
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This day is the day when the most amazing people are born they are the sexiest people on earth you should marry them on the spot
"What's your birthday?"
"4 November ,why?"
"MARRY ME!"
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The day when the hottest girls and guys are born. Girls usually have the fattest ass, and guys have the largest dick.
Guy:Have you seen the girl with the fat ass?
Guy: Yes, she was totally born on March 4!
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When you bend over and realize that you are getting pounded by another dude so you see your two balls as well as the other persons two balls which essentially makes up 4 balls all together.
I asked my dad why I saw 4 balls in total on me and he said "mijo get off you're getting fucked by another guy". rape
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