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An internet-era Cargo Cult where the origins of the belief system derive from interpretations of ambiguous humour posted to message boards on the web such as 4chan.
The original ideas are reconstrued and rapidly spread through an online population gathering support via social media with the core ideas mutating and even diverging, like Chinese whispers.
Psychological biases such as the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, the illusory truth effect and the continued influence effect are likely to increase and compound adoption of new believers.
E'ryone knows QAnon ain't nothin' but a 4chan Cult, but there ain't nothin' we can do to stop it.
A purchasable pass on 4chan that allows you to post in restricted ip regions and skip the captcha. Anyone who uses this is most likely a federal agent.
DO NOT TRUST ANYONE USING THE 4CHAN PASS.
A sixth emotion to go with those other five new internet emotions: The desire to share something with everyone but the inability to personally send it to them characterized by the cognitive dissonance arising from wanting to share something that is either hilarious or horrifying (or both at the same time) concomitant with the pride, shame and eventual jaded let-down of realizing one has been on the internet for way, the fuck, too long.
- "I want to share 1 man 1 jar, but I can't because I fear the social ramifications. I really want to share it, but I also realize people won't "get" it, and the fact that I find it horrible, interesting, relevant and worthy of sharing despite it's abominable nature, I find disconcerting. I wish there was a way to describe that ambiguous feeling... "
-" Don't worry dude, you're just experiencing the 4chan effect."
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The idea that a 4chan user is both a minority and not until you get direct confirmation
Schrödinger's 4chan is put into effect whenever someone on 4chan says a slur which is literally all of the time so technically it is a constant and will always be in effect
the worst advice you can get in the world that is somehow worse than reddit advice, usually delivered by laughably unqualified people who think the are experts.
more often than not, the advice will only result in worsening the problem or even killing the person.
Person 1: man by balls hurt, i'm going to ask 4chan for advice
Person 2: nah bro go to the hospital, 4chan advice will probably tell you to shove a ghost pepper down your urethra
When having intercourse with a woman, as the man reaches climax, proceeding to Donkey Punch the woman while screaming "Reeeeeeeeeee". This is most commonly performed by autists who lack social functionality and spend copious amounts of time browsing one of the worst internet forums in existence '4Chan'.
As Alan reached climax, he decided on a 4Chan Finish. After ejaculating, he tipped his Fedora
When someone says something Facebook friendly and another person turns that something into something phallic or inappropriate and therefore making it no longer Facebook friendly and now 4chan friendly.
Boy: " I love pineapple!"
Girl: " Up your ass"!
Boy: " You just took that from Facebook to 4chan!"