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The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.
“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”
In reference to the "Game of Life" boardgame, you use this phrase when someone fails at life in some way.
Person 1: Dude. I crashed my bike today
Person 2: Dude. Minus 500 life points.
He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.
"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."
An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.
Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”
When you snort a line of Adderal that is lined in a circle then take five shots of a choice tequila
Bro lets get wild tonight and do a Indy 500.
Did you watch Kevin just do a Indy 500!?
The speed that a person runs to get a charger when his/her phone is on 1%
Oh snap, did you see her run 500 kph to get her charger.