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The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.
“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”
He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.
"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."
The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.
Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.
When your parents enter your room while gaming with the boys, you say 500 radish
500 Radish
Code for a mature aged orgy and/or dogging meet up. Was a popular term in the 70's and 80's, but has lost its meaning with the younger generation.
Used now days by mature aged swingers who are no longer lithe, supple or limber enough to answer the call to a normal orgy to hip or spine injury's, heart and lung disease, and clotting disorders etc etc
Wife to her husband: "Let's invite the new neighbours over for a regular game of 500" (winking her eye)
Husband to Wife: "Sounds like a fantastic idea, I will lay the plastic sheeting down now!"
The speed that a person runs to get a charger when his/her phone is on 1%
Oh snap, did you see her run 500 kph to get her charger.
The Downie 500, used mostly in middle schools and high schools in America, refers to a group of three or more mentally and physically handicapped people using their electric scooters to get around school. Basically a term to call a group of retarded people who cannot use their legs traveling from place to place in large groups.
Oh shit looks like the Downie 500 is coming to town because look at all those tards chasing after their retard wrangler