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Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.
Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.
"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."
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a bitch ass, usually a friend, who keeps u from gettin wit a girl either cuz hes: stupid, jealous or both
Me: hey look at stephan and jazmine over there.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.
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an ex that stops you from getting with another girl
Mate i was well in with that Razz but my pussy blocker ex girlfirend turned up and blocked that shit!!
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A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.
Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?
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The guy was about to stick his cock into the fine-ass bitch when the Cock blocker came out of no where and side shoved the guys cock.
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A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.
Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.