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A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.
Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.
Some time later…
Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.
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Symbolizing a retarded face, look, etc., making fun of it.
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Has several meanings, but used in a situation where someone has done/said something retarded, and so "derp" is a socially acceptable to say post-retardedness.
This meaning is most commonly used (originally, atleast) in Coventry, England.
Pronounced "durrp." See "yarp" from the film "Hot Fuzz" The way Michael says "yarp" is similar in the way you say "derp."
Person 1: Omg, i thought i saw a cat, but it was a dog, but yeah. I failed alll my gcses.
Person 2: Derp. (retard face)
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The outcome of what happens when a derp gives a person the herps.
"So I went to the gyno today and I found out I have Herpes."
"I bet that derp boyfriend of yours gave it to you, huh?"
"Shit, your right. So I don't have herpes, I have derpes."
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A word used by a narrator who doesn't want to show /don't remember the identity of a character fom the story that he tells...The word was created and used frequently by 9gagers...users of 9gag.com for shorter and funnier storyes
"So i was with my friend Derp at this super cool club and there were so much cool people derping around.."
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