my disappointment is immeasurable

and my day is ruined,

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined,

disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.

I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

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National Disappointment Day

National Disappointment day falls on the 22nd of August. It is a day where the world's biggest disappointments are originated from.

Joe: Ugh tomorrow is National Disappointment Day
Lynn: Hey! tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly

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Mrs. West Biggest Disappointment

Gavin Riley, Age 14, Male

Gavin Riley is Mrs. West biggest disappointment.

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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

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I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...

Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

Son, I am Disappoint

When a person, especially one in authority, asks you to type something for them in information gathering.

Credit to "Audience Typing".

Father, standing over son, asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

Son, I am Disappoint

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

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