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woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

206πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


Peugeot driver

Somebody who is a awful driver who cannot handle the pressure of a double mini roundabout or go round a corner without leaving the road, Peugeot drivers are also people who call all other road users β€˜maniacs’ or β€˜yobos’ For no reason what so ever

β€˜Oh no James, it’s a double mini roundabout, why is that maniac beeping at me’.
A Peugeot driver is somebody who has poor driving standards and a lack of spacial awareness.

by JH209 October 21, 2017

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


luas drivers

cheeky cunts who want more money even though they did a 7 week course to get a job

those fucking luas drivers are on strike again

by maildrial May 16, 2016


Rally Drivers

People with so much balls it weighs down the car.

The rally drivers are extremely talented

by HOISL5 May 8, 2021


Hile-Driver

a sex act that includes pounding your partner with great force from a vertical standing position.

Man, I am going to give her Hile-driver tonight!

by white thunderdick June 19, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


diesel driver

Can often be seen at the gym, buying chewing tobacco, vitamin water, or diesel. Typically work out on the pipeline, the rigs, or anywhere else in the oil industry.

diesel driver 1 - Where's all your chew at?
diesel driver 2 - Right here, bro.

by onesickcunt0145 July 23, 2012


rain driver

n. a person who, at the first drop of rain, slams on their breaks in fear that if they go faster then 20 mph, they will wreck.

Los Angeles rain drivers suck!

by Praise The Frog Bra February 26, 2011