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Elizabeth Hamilton

The act of humilating your loyal girlfriend/wife by cheating on her, then telling the world to clear your name.

"I can't believe it, did you hear? Mimi got Elizabeth Hamilton'd."

"Daaaaaamn..."

by LiLMadHatter April 24, 2016

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tom Hamilton

Tom Hamilton is the bass player for the band Aerosmith. He is highly under-recocgnized for what he does. Joe Perry gets too much credit for playing lead guitar when most of the time you are hearing Tom Hamilton and his bass.

"Tom Hamilton is a great bass player"

by Aerosmith-Fan August 2, 2009

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hamilton, ohio

A terrible city in southwestern Ohio with nothing but tweakers and heroin addicts. People often have sex with pool toys or lawn furniture in their front yard. There is absolutely nothing of any great significance in this God forsaken place. Dont leave your doors unlocked here or you will be robbed blind by a dirty man named Bubba. If you have any type of self respect you will never come here.

Have you ever been to Hamilton, Ohio?

Fuck no that place is a shit hole.

by Burritotaco December 27, 2016

60πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Hamilton Wenham

Hamilton Wenham is a small town in Massachusetts. It is 99.9% white and .1% half white. Known as a town with nothing to do you can often find the kids going to nearby towns such as Beverly and Gloucester. Here there is still nothing to do, but a little less nothing. Contrary to popular belief the local hang out is not the Black Cow, but instead it is Nick's Roast Beef, which in case you wanted to know, is in Beverly, not Hamilton or Wenham.
These towns have two claims to fame. First, Myopia, every teenager hates it. Every Grandparent loves it, but has to wait until they die to get in, off the waiting list. Myopia is known for its posh golf course and masses of horses. It often hosts Polo games, which no one from Hamilton-Wenham goes to, unless they're working there.
Its second claim to fame is the Patton family. It sums it all up by saying General George S. Patton was the last remotely famous person from Hamilton Wenham, and he's from World War II.

"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, you must be rich"

"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, do you ride horses?"

by Steven Parry November 7, 2005

181πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for some stupid shit you did a long time ago for a pointless reason.

Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night when he exposed himself for cheating on his wife, so she wouldn't think he was out getting drunk.

by Gonnakms November 3, 2016


Steve Hamilton

A hairy cat that sleeps with the Tweedles at night

Steve Hamilton sleeps with me at night then leaves in the morning.

by Steve Hamilton July 13, 2016


Alexander Hamilton

Simp-man whore sleep with Eliza John Lauren’s and Martha and also was a pretty famous and smart person

Alexander Hamilton is crazy about his legacy

by Weirdo69420 May 11, 2020