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While having sex in the dark knowing your roommate or someone else is hiding nearby. You get to end and just as you blow your load , the second person also blows it on the unsuspecting person while yelling JFK !!! There’s a second shooter!!!
I was banging Chrissy when Chad came outta no where and pulled off the JFK!!!
The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.
Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.
Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.
When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.
Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!
a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality
Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”
The moment America went down the drain
The JFK Assasination was the moment America went down the drain
To give messy head in the back seat of a car
Did you hear Lee gave a JFK to John yesterday. There was a mesd all over that back seat
The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string
He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about
Man’s about to buss out still mush
Yo did you here about jfks lost nut
Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night
Kinda mad yk