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A girl whom hangs around bars with predominantly kiwi-males. Typically getting really drunk on cheap cider's or snakebites. As soon as the alcohol kicks in her mind is set on one thing: kiwi-cock. Looks or size are not important as long as they are "Kiwi" they will fit the criteria.
Girlfriend #1. Ugh what is Sarah seeing in that guy?
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
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A girl who has a butt that is hairier than usual.
Mike: Dude, how was jessica last night?
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
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The act of a man,while wearing pants or shorts, grabbing under his testes and pulling them up with his penis, thus concentrating his whole package into one "kiwi looking" clump
He just randomly did the kiwi grab in English class today
a man, a women and a fruit all put together in one final form
kiwi chan is god?
guys who made bloons or something
bloons tower defense 6 ninja kiwi
Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.
Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!
An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......
Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....