A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.
So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.
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That girl is always boasting, she is such a flannel merchant
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A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd
A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.
''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''
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A decrying term used against a football player, usually whatever the most popular forward of that moment is, accusing them of only being able to score a goal from a penalty kick.
"Did you see the United game last night?"
"Ronaldo's finished, he's just a pen merchant now."
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A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:
Oompa-loompas
Tangoed people and
People with skirts so short they are belts
Merchant taylors' girl's school
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The shittest school
Lads are posh eds and ugly
Fucking expensive
Merchant Taylorβs the shit whole
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person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.
close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.
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