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Breasts with a pointed or conical shape.
Did you see her boobs? They're missile boobs!
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The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis
I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.
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any object prepelled and shot across the room from a high pressured Queef
I was minding my own business when she sent a Queef Missile across the room and hit me in the head
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A sexual move, where the male runs from one end of the room and stops with just enough room to slide a couple feet before amazingly finding pleasure in his female counterpart.
Oh my gosh Jenny, my husband gave me an orgasm immediately yesterday. He used a move called the cruz missile.
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when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.
OMG! Look at that kid! He just shot out a scud missile right in the middle of wal-mart!
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Scott Gomez, center for the NHL's New Jersey Devils, because he is the first NHL player of Mexican heritage.
"I got nicknamed the 'Mexican Missile' in juniors. I still get a laugh out of that." - Gomez, to ESPN the Magazine
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Is a 40.oz beer bottle emptied and ready to be used as airborne missile.
"Watch out for that bum with the beer, he's about to turn that bottle in to a hobo missile"
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