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Cannabis, particularly when in a smoking-ready form (dried weed, bowls, joints, etc).
"Man, let's go score some roach and fry ourselves silly!"
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Wipe your unlit blunt on your sweaty balls or ass crack and let someone smoke it.
That cheap bastard always bums a blunt so I gave him a dirty roach.
A type of ritualistic sacrifice in which a person performs the action of pouring glue, (usually Elmers) on a roach, sticking it to the tile. This ritual will be performed inside a school bathroom, and will also be performed while the person who sacrifices the roach screams "GLUE ON ROACH!" This sacrifice is performed to the glue gods to grant unlimited glue to the person who sacrifices the roach. As the ritual continues the person sacrificing the roach will get progressively get more illiterate, making the chant more caveman like.
"GLUE ON THE ROACH!" "GLUE ON ROACH!"
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A specific breed of North American megawhore, generally found in rafts and intertubes on large rivers throughout the United States, generally during the summer months. They are easy to spot, usually having their breasts exposed in exchange for beads or alcohol, and wearing aviator sunglasses and any brand of light beer trucker hat. The roach name comes from the roach-like way they crawl in and out of every guy's bed in the campground. River Roaches are not to be confused with a Mud Cricket, but are a close relative.
I can't even go on a float trip without seeing 8 guys that River Roach has already fucked.
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When your significant other sees a roach in the bathroom and comes running into the bedroom pleading with you to slay the beast. You don't cower or pretend that you are sleeping, you grab a hammer or appropriate weaponry and kill it. You sir are a roach knight.
There is a roach in the bathroom can you kill it! No way, I'm no roach knight.
Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.
Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.
Leave a spark patch with your knee
Man, I need a new visor, cause you Roached in front of me.
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