Safety LOL

The really delayed lol that people add to the end of a sentence when trying to cover their ass cause they just did something regrettable online.
The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK

Guy: Hey, hot online girl wanna hang out sometime, just a little one on one time?

Hot Online Girl: ...

Guy: ... LOL, just kidding

Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*

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safety wipe

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.

When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.

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safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

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Safety Third

An expression used ironically before another person engages in a potentially dangerous activity or action, meant to suggest that the person should take care, but not at the expense of having fun.

Alright, off you go down this steep tree-covered hillside on your homemade go-kart, after you just finished off that 12-pack. Don't forget, safety third!

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safety girl

Girl who carries her own male prophylactics (condoms) for sexual intercourse. From the "I'm a safety girl" line in Pretty Woman.

Tammara is a safety girl, she always carries condoms when she is looking to hook up.

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safety meeting

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.

Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!

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safety chip

the naked tortilla chip you hold under the one with the salsa on it between the salsa bowl and your mouth that is used to catch any salsa that may fall off

"You spilled salsa all over my table! Use a safety chip next time!"

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