An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.
"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.
Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"
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One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.
Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.
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A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.
This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!
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Killing a Good-Oriented ally to "prove" a Good-Oriented spy's loyalty to a dark overlord.
1.Severus was chosen in snapeing Dumbledore to infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle.
2. Kylo snaped Han to gain Snoke's trust.
Outwardly appearing to be negative and or evil while secretly being good and or helpful.
Guy: What if Trump is snapeing us?
Bro: what do you mean?
Guy: like being a magnet to draw out all the ignorant hateful stupid racists so we know who they are and then letting a good candidate win.
Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that you are their ultimate agent. That happens all the time, right?
I thought he was evil, but turns out he just Snape-killed him.
Killing someone to deceive your dark over lord that you are faithful
I snape-killed Becky to trick my bitchy best friend that I
was faithful