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A person, usually male, who boasts incessantly of a particular carnal conquest and a few days later develops syphillis.
Bob wouldn't stop bragging about his wild one-nighter until he became the sore winner, chancre sores and all.
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Some dirty filthy fat bitch who ruins families by digging her whorish talons into a weak worthless piece of shit, alcoholic, and sometimes impotent man-pig who has no mind of his own, which then destroys a home.
Occasionally works at a winners, hence the name 'Winners Whore'
What's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen? Definitely a "Winners Whore" she had like a whole bunch of venereal diseases and a stanky puss.
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an ironic way of describing your almost tragical grocery situation in your fridge
uhm, what am i having today..? ah, cereal and beer, breakfast for a winner!
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Proven Winner – Also refered to as a PW (pee-duyb) is an individual of known prominence in a broad and vast variety of things. Said individual needs not show merit for things because of previous accomplishments. He or she simply states, “Proven Winner,” and everyone understands his or her brilliance. This radiance also tends to have a magnetic effect on members of the opposite sex.
An example of a PW is someone who wakes up each morning knowing he or she is destined for something remarkable. This individual will use great dexterity to handle a situation with astounding success.
“Wow, I can’t believe we have to go against John and Steve in the tourney. Those guys are Proven Winners; we might as well just go home!”
“He is so confident, it takes everything I have to keep from throwing myself at John. He is such a PW!”
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An ironic term which is given to someone who has majorly undermined ones own intelligence and principles by proceeding to embarrass or ruin ones own reputation.
She was so drunk last night she passed out and we all drew on her, she sure looked like a winner at life
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An unused character on homestarrunner.com. He is Homestar Runner's brother. Only appeared in a deck of cards (which is no longer on the website) and a game called Dancin' Bubs. Rumor has it that he would have been a Homsar-like character, but Homsar replaced him.
Homeschool Winner would have been a way cooler character than Homsar.
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A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.
Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!
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