Top shagger, makes bare sex jokes and will steal your girl.Super hot and will steal yo girl. Probably rich and has the greatest taste in music and youtubers (grime). Thinks they are cool but actually they are named a posh twat name from old england.
Yo u see hayden?
oh! the posh twat who thinks he's roadman?
Hayden is the person to jump out of their bathroom window for a inside joke and scare their friend that lives a 10 minute walk away from them.
Hayden is very hyper. Has he alot of "friends" that are girls even though he already has a girlfriend. He loves to slap thighs until it forms into a rash then he slaps harder. He thinks he is very funny but his friends couldnt be more serious. You have to be careful what you say around him or else he will not understand. He thinks he is super "hot" and can attract all the girls just because 1 girl liked him. He loves to touch other girls butts but not really his girlfriend's butt. He loves playing nerf guns
Guy 1: wow that guy just touched that girls butt.
Guy 2: he must be a hayden
"Sleeping with all the girls"
Oh dude, I totally haydened all those girls last night
A guy with the smallest dick ever and thinks heโs the shit
Girl:hi whatโs you name
Guy:itโs Hayden
Girl:ew no you micro peen
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A loser with loser friends, that thinks he's hot but not. He's the kind of person you can call a midget. He's very smart but likes to hide it. He doesn't fit into the crowd, he thinks he's cool by saying things like yeet, and reeeee. He likes to wear dirty clothes, and he smells funny. I guess he's awesome at moleball, he's also very funny. He dose a lot of sports, and if he does a lot of sports I don't know why he's so fat. If you ever see a Hayden run.
Boy 1: Hey who's that tiny guy?
Boy 2: I think it's a Hayden!
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Guy with a huge penis
You see that guy his name must be Hayden.
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