Gains 300 ATK for every "Dark Magician" or "Magician of Black Chaos" in your GY. Also has huge ass boobies.
i finally created realistic dark magician girl sex robots! CUM POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
pls kill me
The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.
The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.
A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.
That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.
It means to commite a suicide from jumping from the window. It came from Polish rapper "Magik" who commited suicide by jumping from the window of his ninth-floor apartment.
"Yo, did you heard Dave done a magician"
"That's terrible, he was so young"
A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
a wizard and mage of lore. a very gifted fellow gifted, whos name is randu
wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)
Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”