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An attractive older woman or an attractive mother. See also MILF.
"Have you ever been to her house? Her mom's a total yummy mummy!"
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Mummy dust is things that have happened in the past. They're history, old news. Things that people won't let go. When old people talk about "well back in my day." Or people who are always bringing up stories from high school. Shit's mummy dust.
"Corey Colteaux is always talking about high school, always bringing up mummy dust."
E-40 Revenue Retrievin': Day Shift (Everyday is a Weekend) lyrics -
"saw some suckaz I don't trust (what they do)/
got to bringin' up old mummy dust/
pullin' up the past/
talkin' loud like a big mouth bass"
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Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.
Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!
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a sexy mom, basically a milf...a mom who is attractive and "yummy"
"dude his mom is so hot, such a yummy mummy!"
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Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.
Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!
Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!
When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.