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A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.
Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.
When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.
I gave her a watermelon patch.
Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons
Watermelon sugar high
Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.
Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.
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Its a vegetable (not fruit) which is very delicious and edible by us (people). Which has green outside and red with seeds inside.
Want watermelon? SURE! I LOVE EATING WATERMELONS!
Do u like watermelon? How, the, hell, can I dont like IT???
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A sentence used by the Kardasim in SimgmProduction
Means something is cool
It's only funny when you use it with friends, using it on stranger won't make u feel so eDgY and DifFereNT
Girl 1: Hey look at this new movie in the cinema, the casts look so awesome
Girl 2: Really? That's so watermelon
Girl 1:*turn into a half wolf half princess half fox half fairy and flies to the cinema*
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Grammy winning hit summer pop sonng by the talented pop singer Harry Edward Styles.
dude 1: hey whats watermelon sugar even about?
dude 2: uhhhhh fruit..??
dude 1: its about sex innit
dude 2: yeAHHhhh......
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