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Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:
1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.
6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
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The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.
My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
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An often high-maintenance female's high-pressure, unreasonable, unrealistic, and even bizarre criteria she expects a guy to adhere to. Hard to even just consider it at best high standards when it generally comes off merely as a woman having a man on the hot seat as if her sh*t don't stink. And it's no wonder why a girl on this tip is single and bitter.
Named for the cast member from MTV's The Real World Boston who had this ridiculous list of 200+ requirements a man had to meet in order to date her. Also known as "Kameelah-a$$ list" in the Okayplayer community.
Does every girl on BlackPlanet have to have a Kameelah list on her page?
If you meet a chick from a sorority, chances are she's sizing you up on her Kameelah list.
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De-friending a person, or lowering them in one's social hierarchy, based on a perceived infraction of the terms of your relationship. Also abbreviated as "OTL."
Jim forgot my birthday last week. That dude is totally off the list.
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A list of people of authority such as teachers, policemen, principals etc. You would like to have sloppy sex with up and down the stairs.
Female 1: So, last night was amazing.
Female 2: Why is that?
Female 1: Lets just say I can cross Mr. Mays off the chay list.
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When you hit a girl and she is a butter face, she gets added to your ashamed list. Nobody ever talks about their ashamed list, they just get made fun of by their friends for it.
After nailing 18 Cheeseburger Ass, Barry added another tick to his already lengthy ashamed list.
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A list of people you just want of the face of the Earth
"She pissed me off. Congratulations, now you're on my purge list."
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