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The imaginary bass string linking your arse hole and and bowel system. When breaking wind, this gives a pleasing bass like tone. A fart string remains in-tact on most heterosexual men, not the case for homosexuals.
Straight person commenting on homo: That guys fartstring has been well snapped.
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That guys fart string is hanging out of the back of his pants.
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a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis
i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped
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The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The bass’s purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!
Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?
Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!
Person A: It doesn’t do much.
Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!
Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.
Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.
Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.
Person B: IKR!
Someone who isn't a friend with benefits, but not quite in a romantic relationship either.
"Man, I like this guy so much, but he just keeps making me a string friend."
a powerful creature who commits arson every 5 seconds
person 1:can i have your worm on a string?
person 2:no,he's commiting arson right now
When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.
Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.
A style of intense dancing in which a person flails their arms and limbs in such a way as to imitate the violent movement of string.
Wow. Look at Cory dance. He's having a String Party over there. Look at his arms they're like 2 pieces of string. EVERYBODY STRING PARTY!