allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah

muslim chanting before detonation

The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.

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Allah is on my side

What people say when they are about to do something suicidal and fulfill Allah’s prophecy

Bill: no stop don’t go in there you will die.

Slavic-pol Will: don’t worry Allah is on my side. ( runs in and get blown away)

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Allah-u Akhbar

Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways

1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building

Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade

Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*

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Oh My allah

Similar to Oh My God. Mainly used when you are mocking something.

"I just myself a new car. It's a VW Van!"

"Oh My Allah!" someone would sigh.

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allah hu stupid

something you get killed for saying

leo: allah hu stupid
3 DAYS LATER
mark: wheres leo we were gonna have gay night
sarah: check the torture room

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Allah hu Akhbar

When Allahs Worshippers think they are helping you out when bombing themselves and killing half the population of iraq while suiciding

At a party - Allah hu Akhbar , Everyone dies a painful death

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allah ack bar

something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.

from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!

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