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A bespectacled genius.
Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.
Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.
Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?
"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."
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To engage in intercourse with a girl born in every decade.
I banged a 57 year old last night and have achieved a Christian Allen.
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Courtney Allen is amazingly cute and im in love with her eyes!
Courtney Allen is going to be my wife :)
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Having sex without using protection or having any consideration about the possibility of pregnancy.
Things are getting pretty hot in this make-out session and I don't have a condom. I'm thinking of taking my chances and going allen.
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A Massive N-O-N-C-E
"Look that guys is such a William Allen"
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To bail LeBron out with a clutch late-game 3-pointer
"Anthony Davis Ray Allen-ed last night against the Nuggets!"
"Kyrie Irving Ray Allen-ed in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals and ruined the Warriors' bid for 'greatest team in NBA history'."
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Jizzing on a gurls face after getting an old fashion and the dumb bitch decided to have a stare down with the giant one eyed snake
ughh yea that felt great o god i just pulled a chris allen sorry Jess morris wanna towl
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