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To say something completely random in order to change the current topic of conversation.
Person 1: So i got a vesectomy today.
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!
A amazing overhaul mod, just this
im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive
Bristolian slang = Look at him
You can also add "mind" on the end for no reason at all or for dramatic effect.
Ark at ee walking about like an ard nut.
Ark at ee, mind!
A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat
My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.