Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left

"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"

Ask Jeeves

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.

Remember ask jeeves? use the wayback machine.

who asked

best to reply when u r losing an argument

them: u such a lose

"who asked"

Who Asked?

A line that social rejects use when they get roasted or when they just want to screw with people
very annoying insult very unoriginal.

Yo I got a new PS5 today.
Who Asked?
I don't give a shit if you didn't ask this is why no one likes you you social reject.

Dirty Aske

When you partner is busy, you fuck your twin instead

imma do a dirty aske tonight

Ask (the name)

An awsome person, You will lykely be called askepott.

Hey Ask
Hey Askepott
Askepott is a character in a Norwegian movie blue dress. Thai caracter is definer
Ask (the name) is a name