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People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.
Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes
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When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.
Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?
Born on April 12, 1912, Brian T. Rusty Lulz entered the world with a heroic birth, surpassed only by the birth of Hercules and Theodore Roosevelt. Known primarily as Brain Trust after demonstrating an advanced knowledge of String Theory and Multiverses in kindergarten, he led an exemplary life of goodness and virtue, performing such courageous acts as taming Courage Wolf and Insanity Wolf, making Grumpy Cat smile, teaching the Most Interesting Man in the World all he knows, and launching Nyan Cat into space. Upon his death on October 28, 1962, a death he freely accepted, he took bread and gave us thanks, ultimately sacrificing himself to end the Cuban Missile Crisis. To name a couple of his postmortem miracles, which allowed him to enter into sainthood, he inspired Barney Stinson's True Story and he alone knows what Mr. Bean means. Upon the celebration of the first St. Lulz Day on April 12, 2012, on his 100th birthday, his name was simply shortened to St. Lulz.
The group remembered St. Lulz by posting meme's all day of people 'doing it for the lulz'.
Everyone should honor St. Lulz with a jolly smile, a kind heart, and to always remember, do it for the lulz!
A drug dealer and one of the main characters in Green Days newest album American Idiot (which is the only one with a #1 hit ironically....)
"cigarrets and ramen and a little bag of dope/I am a son of a bitch and edgar allen poe"
"it's comedy, and tradgedy/it's st jimmy and that's my name"
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Possibly one of the most boring towns in south-west Michigan. Populated by mostly rich people looking to settle down and have kids, the kids are usually stoners since there is nothing else to do in St. Hoe.
Kid 1: Hey, where are you from?
Kid 2: St. Joseph..
Kid 1: Oh, Got any ganja?
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St. Fuck is a shortening of "STFUConservatives" deriving from the initials: ST FUC. STFUConservatives is a blog on tumblr. It can be used to refer to the mods of the blog or to the blog in general.
Hey, St. Fuck, have you seen this article?
Blogged about it two hours ago, and it made me RAGE.
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A market town on the A1 in Cambridgeshire notable for it's large ratio of ineducated chavs to normal people.
The town gets it's name from some theiving bastards around a thousand years ago who nicked the bones of St Neot (From St Neot in Cornwall) and drove them over here in a Vauxhall Nova, after hearing that the town is great for racing round, or generally just sitting in their car every night waiting for 13 year-olds to suck them off in Riverside Car park.
Popular cultural landmarks are the Priory and the New Inn. Other beautiful, friendly nightclubs could be listed here, but there's a new one shut down each week, so there's not much point.
As the largest town in Cambridgeshire, it's barely on the map because people think Huntingdon is 'way cooler'.
It's also the birthplace of the only person ever to assasinate a prime minister: John Bellingham. After realising that this man had balls, the town mayor at the time, decided to re-name the market square to Bellingham Square. It was later renamed back to 'Market Square' when it was realised that nobody could spell Bellingham.
St Neots has always wanted to have a cinema, but many plans are rejected because many of the town's occupants don't have a mental age above 8, rendering most films unsuitable for viewing by the local public and therefore not such a good money-maker.
I'd quite like to get beaten up in a rural town full of incompetent dickheads. I know! I'll go to St Neots!
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