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Me: hey look papa, an accident is reading this right now :D
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment
What most people are
Mom: God you fucking accident what did you do!
Generally accepted as unintended or an afterthought. But genuinely spoiled and had a better childhood than their brothers and sisters because mum and dad stopped caring.
When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.
"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died
Im so sorry. It wasn’t my fault. He framed me i swear. The only evidence was the photo THEY took. it didn’t prove anything. IM SO SORRY.
person 1: heard of the accident of 1993?
person 2: no..?
me: good.