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having so many songs on your iPod or MP3 player you can't decide on one
I spent half an hour trying to decide on a song. I have iPod ADD
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1. A disorder that affects individual when so addicted to an online Role-Play-Game that they begin to lose touch with reality and mistake real life with a game.
2. A disfunction when an individual uses common internet slang in everyday life causing people to avoid and shun that individual.
3. When one of the above individuals plays an RPG nonstop for several days leading to his/her eventual death from build up of toxins in the bloodstream. This is caused by not expending calories or natural waste. Unfortunately, there is no cure.
1. Geek: Poor -insert friends name here-. Look at him, eating dinner and trying to level up his Knight-Elf-Mohawk.
Geekdoctor: Well it's not his fault, I mean he has RPG ADD.
Normal Person: You're all queers...
2. Person with no life: Dude, last night was so ubercool, heh, heh *snort*. I loled at that mingebag trying to pwn that super admin. He was like kick, ban, n00b.
Eavesdropper: Eh, could you say that again, this time not in fuckup?
3. Morgue on the phone: Ma'am, we've discovered the cause of death.
Mother: Oh, *sob* please, what was it?
Morgue on the phone: He died of RPG ADD.
Mother: What?
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The price of something that will combine with other prices of other thing to form a larger lump sum.
Man: That express lane ticket's bill is so low I can afford to pay it
Woman: But! On top of your regular traffic ticket and mortgage, car note and taxes? It adds up!
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The uncontrollable urge to laugh out loud, do or say something inappriate or get up and run away during a funeral service.
Girl, we were at Merl's funeral and Sue's funeral ADD kicked in...she started laughing when the pastor mispronounced a word, then started humming "Don't Fear the Reaper"!
A penis that is so long, so big, and so "womanly desired" that it's probably fake somehow.
"Hey, I heard John gets lots of women in bed nowadays."
"Yeah, ever since his surgery, girls have been falling in love with his add-on dick."
Adding a person on myspace/facebook to watch their unfortunate life unfold in a hilarious manner.
That Sarah was crazy, I trainwreck added her and three weeks later she blogged about robbing a pet store.
A kid thats takes ritalin which makes him violent often beats kids up for no reason.
Me 12 years old: Don't mess with him hes an ADD kid.
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