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African-American

A rather inaccurate term, used to describe a black American. On paper, it seems fairly sensible as British- Asian would be used as an ethnic description of Olympic boxer Amir Khan, as he is British but has parents from Asia (Pakistan).

However, I don't need to tell anyone with half a brain there have been black people in the USA for hundreds of years who have about as much connection to Africa as I do to Bill Clinton just because I'm white.

Think: could you see 50 Cent playing Senegalese folk music, phoning a witch doctor or conducting a "rain dance" with his (mostly black, I presume) G-Unit rapper mates? Nah!!

No, so shut the hell up, Mr Politically Correct - you're playing into the racists' hands by using this definition! (See go back to Africa.)

Another result of the political correctness, which seems to have made about as useful a contribution to Western society as AIDS.

D'oh!!

"Sorry, you can't say black, how about African-American?" - True statement made by a cop to a teenage friend of mine reporting a crime in the USA.

by SQUID May 9, 2005

85๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


African Platter

A meal that is consumed out of a black mans asshole. The larger the black man, the better the meal.

Bob: I heard Popeyes is having a special on chicken.
Lil' T: Yeah, they're serving it in an African Platter.
Bob: What the fuck is that?
Lil' T: Trust me, it'll be good.

by Lil' Tyrone December 11, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


African American

A term that I will start using at the exact moment that I start using "European American", which will hopefully be never.

What's wrong with the word "black"? Why do we need to say "African American"? It's six syllables longer. Why is "white" perfectly acceptable, but "black" all of a sudden isn't? People are too afraid of offending others. You do not have the right to not be offended in the United States. Stop giving voice and standing to the chronically and professionally offended, who are constantly on the look-out for reasons to be offended. If we continue as we are, in 10 to 20 years, "African American" will be considered offensive, and will be replaced with something else that will be considered offensive in 10 to 20 more years, and so on and so on. Stop this nonsense.

by Monty Cobra May 6, 2014

30๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


African Taco

An African taco is when 4 African Boys Jizz on two Nude Mexicans lying on top of a blanket. Then one of the four African's takes his hand and shoves it in the other african's Asshole. He must then remove the shit out of his rectum. Once the shit is removed, put it in a blender, After that they must throw up in the blender and then blend it all up. Slowly poor the shit / vomit from their mouths to their dick. Then they must roll around and then poor it on their backside. After that The african men must trim their pubes, and throw them on the Mexicans. Then every single african must shop their scrotum on and choke the Mexicans with their balls. Once the mexicans are dead, They must chop the 2 mexicans dick's and balls off with a fork. After they must wrap the blanket fully around the Dead smelly mexicans and use their ball jizz for extra flavour on the blanket. Then they must supper glue the dick's on the blanket for decoration. Bon appetit!

Thanks for that, Because of your recipe of the African Taco I am a great chef according to my Neighbors. They loved the African Taco and they even ate the Mexican dicks!

by Yodudeitsme December 30, 2011

76๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


african bullfrog

A sexual position where the guy is behind the lady. And when her arms are on her hips he places his arms through hers and pulls back her legs and, with a grip on the ankle and fucks the shit out of her

Girl 1: I was fucked like an african bullfrog last night
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: Amazing.

by Jasvk May 6, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


african-american

The current politically correct term to describe black people.The term for black people has evolved from "nigger" to "negro" to "colored" to "black" to "african-american",and as offensive as some of these terms are today,they were once widely used and accepted.

Thomas is an English guy,Marcy is an Irish chick,Manuel is a mexican dude,and Tyrone is an african-american dude.

by jaypers April 30, 2005

66๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž