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A random person:" I'm here to talk to you about the illegal download of the Twenty One Pilots song heathens"
Me: who is 19 airplanes my favorite band is panic! at the Disco
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a blowjob
Friend 1: Say joey, when's the last time you got your airplane hit huh?
Joey: I don't know man. Say why don't you just ask your girl she could tell you.
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A joke that goes over someone's head.
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."
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A certain variety of diarrhea, renowned for being the worst type of diarrhea known to man. Symptoms include: shit balls, strong desires to watch Danny Devito movies, shit balls, Kandy Devito, gastrointestinal discomfort, and death.
Dude did you hear? Jason Statham was arrested after assaulting an airplane stewardess after she refused to play an in-flight Danny Devito film when he had a case of airplane diarrhea.
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When having your way with a woman's anus, pull out. Run to the far side of the room and scream, 'White Rabbit!" Immediately after, run at full speed toward the woman, and stick your dick in as far and as hard as humanly possible.
Joe: Dude, last night I totally rode the Jefferson Airplane!
Bob: No shit?! That's a helluva ride.
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Chinese slang for male masturbation
i hit my airplane in my room for a month nonstop. my right arm is now unnaturally bigger than my left.
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The act of using a topic or item to prove a point, but drastically altering or misrepresenting said thing to make it fit your argument.
The name of this phenomena comes from the first episode of ancient aliens where the wackjobs on the show claim a precolumbian gold artifact was an airplane. To prove this point they build a miniature model, but said model has propellers, wheels, and other modern flourishes not present on the original model. They also remove nearly all of the decorative elements in order to make the model more aerodynamic.
First cited by YouTuber MiniMinuiteMan in his video about the dendara lightbulb.
In order to prove that the hieroglyph was a modern lightbulb, the ancient alien cunts added a buncha extra shit to make a working model. The Golden airplane phenomena strikes again.
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