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When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.
Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”
A gangbang.
If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.
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A band that started in Westford, MA. Played at the Parish Center for the Arts. They had amazing music, but broke up after the lead singer became annoying, and needy.
The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.
westford academy
Call Her Alaska was a pretty amazing band.
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Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.
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The town the Alcan ends in. Great small town.
I was at the end of the Alcan in delta junction, alaska
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When Devlan comes over to hang out.
It’s about time for a Baked Alaska.
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Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.
"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."
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