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Alec is the best boyfriend ever. I love him so much and he always puts a smile on my face. I couldn't have asked for a better friend and boyfriend :))
Hey is that Alec F. over there ?
Yeah, hes the best boyfriend ever :))
When a man knocks up his wife after he's had a vasectomy.
He Alec Baldwined his wife after he got his vasectomy. Thought he was shooting blanks but he had a live one in the chamber.
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a very sweet boy who makes one happy. he is sort of shy, but he is a blast once one gets to know him. he is super sweet, and he has little ways of making one smile stupidly at oneself.
Megan: "oh he's amazing now that i've gotten to know him."
MiKayla: "yep, that's my Alec Rueff."
An American songwriter that is defiantly underrated. He sound like he's 13 but he is 25. His most popular song is 'let me down slowly' which reached top 40 in in over 25 countries and has 640 million streams
girl : Alec Benjamin is underrated
boy: I know have you heard 'If we have each other'
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When you cut off somebody’s face whilst wearing a gold foil tracksuit, put your erect penis through the mouth hole and skull fuck the faceless victim.
P1: wow that’s a cool tracksuit, I bet he wears it so people don’t know how successful he is.
P2: he’s probably about to give some a Dirty Alec
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Someone who tries to correct everything such as evedyday simple slang
Dad:Everyone put on yur seatbelts
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec
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