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A quote by famous Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso during the 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix
Ok he pushed me off the track I think you have to leave a space, All the time you have to leave a space!
Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.
Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars
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Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
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The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.
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Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
Carti is the best at not only rapping, but music in its entirety. There has never been anyone as versatile as Carti. I’m grateful to be living during the same time as Carti. He’s the closest thing to God on Earth. I’ll die for this man.
the greatest rapper of all time is playboi carti
Pretty much saying a hot take is a bad/horrible take.
Bob: roller blades are better than cars.
Jayden: the take of all time.