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they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.
Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.
Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
Often mistaken for a Dweeb. None the less, one of the coolest people you know...
That girl "Poppy Almond" is such a dweeb' 'They dont come much cooler though man' 'Yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb... Im so stupid!
When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)
Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!
When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red
Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though
Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying
"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"